I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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