Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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