Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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