How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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