porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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