the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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