i need an iv and a liver transplant
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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