dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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