It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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