dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
