Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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