The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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