i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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