Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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