Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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