yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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