yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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