Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
