If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
can u get pink eye on your cock?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm like, not good at living.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
PANTIES FOUND
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