It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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