its not stalking. its research.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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