i don't like sucking hair
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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