oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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