She announced her abortion via fbk
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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