So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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