You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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