like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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