do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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