I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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