The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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