you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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