Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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