it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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