I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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