Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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