If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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