So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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