I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i out mim tonsoeep
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