Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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