Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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