I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Your tits are I can't wait for
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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