We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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