i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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