is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
farters have to be the big spoon...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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