so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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