biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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