That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
