And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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