I'll bet she douches with gravy.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
