Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I think i got beer on your cat.
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