After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
