if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize